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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2010, 02:45:06 pm »
The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Friday is none.
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2010, 02:53:45 pm »
When my old boss came across a good deal, he would always say "That's like a sore peter.....You can't beat it."   ;)
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2010, 03:12:29 pm »
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. -  Red Green 
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2010, 03:19:49 pm »
That's as old as my Grandma and twice as smelly
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2010, 03:23:09 pm »
Just remember before you were Mama's little boy, you were Daddy's little squirt.
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2010, 04:55:16 pm »
"How ya been."  "Finer than Frogs hair."

"I'm hornier than a two peckered billy goat"
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2010, 05:02:15 pm »
Don't fear the foam.  Forgot where I heard that one and what it means.  ;)

He lies like a rug (or dog).

Like Paul Revere's ride, a little light in the belfry.

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2010, 05:50:36 pm »
Lasted as long as a fart in a whirlwind.

Went over like a turd in a punch bowl.

If you go to bed with an itchy butt, you'll wake up with a stinky finger.
 
Looked like a monkey screwing a football.

Busier than a 3 legged crap covering crap on ice.

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2010, 06:39:06 pm »
Quote from: weazletoe on February 26, 2010, 05:50:36 pm

Busier than a 3 legged crap covering crap on ice.


Say what?
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2010, 07:15:00 pm »
hehehe...........whoops......

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2010, 08:18:31 pm »
Quote from: weazletoe on February 26, 2010, 07:15:00 pm
hehehe...........whoops......

Busier than a three legged cat covering crap, on ice.

Haha, even clarified I'll say that's an interesting one
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2010, 09:00:42 pm »
 Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2010, 09:32:30 am »
Quote from: bluesman on February 26, 2010, 09:00:42 pm
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin


There's a lot of debate about if he actually said that....
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2010, 01:49:14 pm »
Quote from: denny on February 27, 2010, 09:32:30 am
Quote from: bluesman on February 26, 2010, 09:00:42 pm
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin


There's a lot of debate about if he actually said that....

Yep, seems the actual quote is...

"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008/09/15/misquote-ben-franklin-on-beer.htm
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2010, 02:22:42 pm »
My mother's favorite: "Wish in one hand and sh!t in the other and see which one fills up first."
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