You know, we should all probably keep quiet. Why, you ask? Because if we keep making noise about this, one of these advocacy groups is going to realize that rum, tequila, and vodka HAVE UP TO TEN TIMES THE ALCOHOL OF BEER! When they figure that out, just conceive of their moral outrage...why, vodka is almost tasteless! A bingedrinkers dream! It's like the Russians and Poles from centuries ago conspired to figure out the perfect vehicle for underage drinking!
I could understand banning these simply in the interest of good taste, though. Ick...
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